Stroke that Dick

Who hasn’t wanted to be a fly on the wall while their neighbor with washboard abs jerk offs naked? I don’t know about you, but just typing that makes me want to drop my pants and dust off my binoculars. Or remember my high school fantasies of wanting to watch the quarter back stroke his boner in front of me. Luckily, Stroke that Dick makes the most basic fantasy of all fantasies, a reality.

No fucking, no sucking, no convincing, just man in his most primal and private of all moments – his own masturbation routine. Unlike other “straight boy” porn; you can rest assured the guy on the couch spanking his cock and stroking his member to a video of lesbians (which you don’t see, thankfully, but only hear the few muffled female moans worthy of a million visuals) convincingly prove that the models actually bat for the hetero team.

The layout itself is clean, clear and incredibly easy to navigate through. Just like the back-to-basics porn within it, there aren’t any extraneous doo-dads or distracting text or typefaces to hold you up from double clicking on Mike from Chicago with the 10-inch schlong. Like shopping online for a new sweater, you can pick between Mario (who if you squint, looks a bit like a younger Italian version of Marky Mark) or Tim the bisexual who craves a big dick in his ass and a big pussy in his face (because all men who like pussy want it “big” riiiiiiight).

Just about every type of guy you could be in the mood for is profiled. Which gives the site brownie points for being so eclectic and wonderfully varied. Double clicking on Stroke that Dick could be akin to ordering lunch at the something-for-everyone deli down the block. The menu ranges from your stereotypical twink, to your masculine 9-inch wonder to the kind of geeky guy who probably sits in the cube next to you.

There are types of guys here you’ve probably never even pictured naked, let alone with their dick in their hands. Which, isn’t necessarily a bad thing. If anything it will get your imagination churning at the next company board meeting.