Real Drunken Boys

Real Drunken Boys blew me away. It’s honestly one of my new favorite websites so far. Although, I can’t honestly tell you I have once had an erection while spending time there. For certain, its not a sexually enticing place, but it’s funny and extremely bizarre. If you’re interested in this review to find out whether you should invest in Real Drunken Boys , I think the answer is No. Unless you’re into extremely weird Europeans doing Hilarious things in Hilarious scenarios. Drinking alcohol makes you drunk, and drinking makes you do things you wouldn’t do sober. That’s the premise for Real Drunken Boys .

I like that, I think it’s a hot idea. However…Straight guys don’t go into empty rooms alone with Gay Twinks and chug bottles of vodka. And that’s generally the depiction on Real Drunken Boys . So realism is out the window. The boys aren’t particularly hot, in fact they’re usually pretty gross. The set up is laughable, the whole project genuinely cheap, and chock full of weird European character. So, if you’re in for a healthy chuckle, make an investment at Real Drunken Boys . But if you’re in this for quality arousing pornography…you may want to take your business elsewhere. Unless you’re into the “Broke Straight Boys” genre of porn then this is going to be your thing.

If you’re seeking out a site that displays Real Drunken Boys , I would assume you’re looking for just that. And, these boys are many things, but not Real and not Drunken. Put a bottle in some twinks hand – but it doesn’t make him wasted. These guys don’t look drunk, and even if they did, it doesn’t make any sense. I want to see some college guys having one too many and slowly getting into some hot play. I want them to be really drunk, I want them to be really hot, and I want it to look believable. Three anorexic German boys laying naked on a tiger print couch guzzling a bottle of vodka may makes me laugh, but it doesn’t make me cum. Whatever the idea was, I’m at a loss. It’s got something special, but whatever that something may be – I doubt it’s going to get anyone off.

I’m curious to know the budget for Real Drunken Boys . I wouldn’t be surprised by any sort of ridiculously low number. Still, the pricing is moderate and typical - $8.95 for 3 days, $29.99 for 30 days, and $59.95 for 90 days. If I ever meet someone who would spend this kind of money of this site and be happy with the results, I’d be curious. The camera quality is questionable, the filming poor, the set extremely funny, the boys….weird. In a very disturbing way Real Drunken Boys captured my interest. Although I chose to stop when I realized I felt dirty, and unhealthy. There’s just something unappealing going on there. If I were given a chance to meet the creators and stars of Real Drunken Boys , I would consider it a rare opportunity to find out if the site is A) A joke, B) Making Any Money, and C) Understand what they were thinking. I’m unsure where they are coming from, and I don’t know yet if I want to see where they’re going. I don’t claim to be a Pornography Connoisseur, but I’m not Blind. And I am not Mentally Challenged. I’m glad to have experienced it, I truly feel lucky. There’s a lot of porn out there, but there’s something special at Real Drunken Boys . Or maybe I’m wrong. Maybe it’s just a regular old cheap European Smut Site. If this is true, I would like to not only meet these people, but get involved in their work. I just don’t want to cum to their work, and No Worries – I’m not in any danger of doing that. Some people like to see a gang bang in the gym. Another may enjoy the sensation of stroking his meat to twinks sucking off grandpa. And then in a distant twilight of the Internet there are those who appreciate a few good anorexic boys with mullets chugging vodka on an animal print couch.

If you insist of trying Real Drunken Boys , or if you genuinely don’t understand my P.O.V. and enjoy Real Drunken Boys , please don’t hold me accountable for what you’re about to or have already become. If nothing else – take from the site your newly gained knowledge. If you’re hankering to get that rock hard straight stud in the sack, all you need to do is get him alone in an abandoned motel room, put on some fresh Euro-Trance, and feed him two or three liters of vodka (which he will guzzle eagerly). If however, this does not work…Please do not blame me, I suggest you make sure you made your attempt in Berlin, and secondly that you make sure you have both gone completely insane.