Nude Male Dancers

It doesn’t take a genius to decipher what a site called Nude Male Dancers is all about, and you have got to respect the truth in advertising. There are no witty word games here, just literally balls out guys dancing on-stage and very quickly shedding themselves of any hint of modesty or clothing. God bless America!

The fellas here are very handsome and there’s quite a lot to see. In fact, I wasn’t expecting to see as many photos and videos; being that there’s a modest group of thirteen guys. Each dancer has his own area, complete with pic and video collections. The pictures consist of shoots and live photos from their shows at a seedy strip bar. (But then, that’s kind of a redundant thing to say, isn’t it?) They’re perfectly fine; the kind you have seen on numerous other gay sites on the internet, but nothing truly spectacular. That’s not to say the guys aren’t hot. Most of them are better looking than your average man on the street.

I had a bit of an issue getting the videos to play immediately. Some of them took a while to load on Windows Media. This may just have been my lovely laptop, though. Not every one of the videos for each dancer involves shaking their groove thing. There are some nice amateur jack-off videos, flirtations in hotel rooms, and, in one video in particular, a dancer sets out his extensive dildo collection, then plays with them. Party! The videos are, of course, not the highest quality, but that doesn’t mean they’re bad. They’re just more “vacation camera footage” than Falcon Studios production quality.

The DJ’s Choices section contains even more videos of the guys, sometimes doing even wilder routines. These seemed to be a bit messier than the ones featured under the Dancers’ own area. By messy, of course, I mean smeared food on bodies, that sort of thing. (There’s actually one routine involving chocolate that looks a little racist, but I’m not certain that was the intent.) Some of the guys here come out in costume as well, like the very attractive man who comes out as Clark Kent then strips into Superman, complete with one of those ridiculous Superman Halloween costumes with the faux muscles sewn right in. I like my superheroes’ muscle to be real, thank you very much!

The Bonus Content includes even more live strip show photos, a message board, portfolios, news, and a jerk-off room that you have to pay a bit extra for. Nude Male Dancers gives the site visitor what the name promises, but it’s really nothing that hasn’t been seen before. The guys are attractive and the site is easy to navigate, but if I want to see a guy stripping I think I’d rather head on over to Ray’s Homosexual Dance Hall and see the real thing. But overall, for the virtual strip experience the site quite cool; so if you don’t have a local studly strip place, check out this one.