Men Hard At Work

If you've always thought The Office would make a fantastic spin-off in porn, then double-click on this little gem. It's got so many resumes, paper clips, and physically fit men in Ralph Lauren purple label suits blabbing about being "valuable, proactive assets" that Michael Scott himself would would get a chubby.

Afterall, aren't exposed cocks and ass banging appropriate in the florescent lit backdrop of corporate America? I mean, what better epitomizes homoerotic machismo than "power meetings"? Which is what makes this unapologetically bad set of porn videos so BRILLIANT, albeit a touch unbelievable.

What self respecting power bottom orders McDonald's for his dominate supervisor?! That's no way to work your way up any totem pole! Luckily, the creative wizards behind the scripts and scenes in Men Hard At Work in no way limit their scope to the office.

A handy (no pun intended) little browse on "Butch" or "Masculine" will conjure a few videos of sweaty muscle men in wife beaters moving furniture or fixing leaky faucets. I mean, blue collar homos still want rim jobs between drilling or pushing a sofa onto a truck. Stapling together documents and doing lunch at some steakhouse doesn't make you crave dick anymore than the amicable construction worker Actually, the index categories are pretty helpful--everything from "blue eyes", "condom", "reverse pile driver", "tattoos", and "nice ass" pretty much assure you don't need to waste any valuable jerk time on some bland brown-eyed barebacker.