Lube Your Tube

Lube Your Tube is kind of a Pu Pu platter of penises, pasty butts and horny odds and ends with no real unifying theme. Although organized in a rather easy to navigate manner, this site is kind of like that “everything goes!” drawer in your room.

One could, theoretically, make an evening out of double clicking there way through these bite-sized videos of everything from “doll fucks” (men wearing sunglasses fucking blow up dolls) to rather disturbing videos of fat men jerking off to day time television. There’s plenty of the ubiquitous hot, steamy anal action going on, as well, and some tasty blowjob videos---don’t get me wrong. But what really sets this site apart from the others is it’s inherent eccentricities. The navigation dial, actually, does a pretty damn good job of advertising its goods.

Some are self-explanatory: “jerk off videos” and “dildos” and others cause your eyes to linger just a moment or two longer thinking, “hmmmm.” “City Boys” for instance. What is that? A bunch of inner city gumbah’s screaming “aaaaay” when they orgasm, fucking to the backdrop of a concrete buildings and yellow taxicabs? That would be awesome, but no, sadly, it’s just a round up of normal shmucks like you and I getting their jollies. Is that bedroom tucked away somewhere in New York City or Los Angeles? Perhaps, but there’s no real way to tell.

Another head scratcher: “Proud Boners.” Hmm. Well, I suppose a boner is always kind of proud, isn’t it? The answer is “yes” and “Proud Boners” is just a glorified (and sneaky) way to insert more jerk off scenes, which (you'll come to find out) is Lube Your Tube ’s specialty. FYI, check out “Home Alone.” If Tom Cruise had worn knee high socks, red briefs and given all the housewives and gay men what they really wanted during that scene in Risky Business, this would be it.

However, beware of “Butts.” It really is only for the brave at heart. "Thin Man Ass" and "Thin Man Ass2" are both crude understatements and I’ll need to drink away the memory of the bent over, silver-haired geriatric I had the, er, pleasure of viewing through squinty, nauseous eyes. “Lycra and Sports” is sort of cool if you have that sweaty, straight, athlete fantasy. If you’ve ever wondered what a man jerking off through a lycra, wrestling outfit looks like than definitely check out “Lycra Cum.”

If a sexually frustrated football player is more your cup of tea then “Jerking off in Football Kit” will suit you perfectly. All of this nonsense makes me almost scared to check out what’s in the (gasp) “Misc.” video channel. Nope, nothing out of the ordinary for Lube Your Tube , just a round up of the same (check out “Cock Dance”). Overall, this site is brilliant if you’re in the mood for a cheap thrill before work, rubbing one out after an unsuccessful night or hell, just cause its Tuesday.