Horny Papi

Horny Papi is video after video of really gorgeous Latin men fucking. There really isn’t anything super spectacular or interesting about the videos, but all the men look like they’ve been manufactured in a Hot Latin Stud Petri dish. I immediately had visions of them all cohabitating on some island off the coast of Florida where they run wild and procreate until they’re a new full species sharing space with the palm trees.

Smooth, hairless body? Check. Round asses? Yes sir! Medium to large penises? Uh huh and YES. Cute faces? Um. Maybe that’s the recessive gene amongst the tribe—some lucking out and others not so much. Regardless, if hot Latin bodies are your thing then by all means double click with a box of tissues until your heart desires.

The content is pretty standard. After you get past the initial shock of seeing so many virile lads on one web page you start to notice – little annoying details. Almost like inspecting a Picasso rip-off close up or taking that fist peak at your drunken conquest from the night before; in the daylight.

In the opening scene, Diego and Mataus keep their cowboy hats on a bit longer than they should. I know, I know. Who cares, you say. But it makes the scene a very BBQ ribs at the gay Texas rodeo kind of experience that I don’t dig that. But the worse thing about it (by far) was Diego’s shy dick sucking. The man would only teasingly wrap his lips around poor Mataus’s throbbing cock. It was like watching starving animal get teased with dinner, which immediately brought me back to getting a blow job behind the bleachers in 9th grade from Bobby Dunnaway (Who would later grow up and marry my sister). But that’s getting off track. Finally, Diego works his way up to some average deep-throating, but boy do I mean AVERAGE.

Sasha and Thomas are a saucy, spicy pan-Latin combo dish but I was kind of turned off by how long Thomas sucked on Sasha through his tighty-whities. That looked torturous. Take the damn things off already – Thomas stop being such a little tease and Sasha stop pretending you think it’s erotic. That was actually a common theme amongst all these boys. Maybe they do it on the island. Lick each other’s panties and slowly unwrap each other like its Christmas. I guess I could get used to it.

There’s this one odd video, the last one, where a guy in high-waisted, jeans cut offs dances around with his dick hanging out down his leg. It sounds hotter than it looks and comes across like someone’s weird uncle took control of the camcorder and taped over the hot porn. But he jerks off his massive boner in the end, so I guess he redeems himself.