His First Gay Sex

First of all, what’s up with the pastel green on the main web page? I thought this was a site about screwing straight guys. We need butch patterns with sports scores floating around the bottom, or maybe not that butch, but manlier then the current site. Something tacky and straight-looking. Anyway. That’s a moot point, I know. Video-wise the first thing I noticed was the bad quality. However, this wasn’t the case. The site simply took a while to “buffer” or adapt to the quick time player. The overall structure matched the same look and feel as other sites by this porn producer.

Content-wise, as a general rule, I don’t buy the whole “I’ve never done this before” first sex bull shit. Automatically, this makes the whole experience less titillating. Of course, it doesn’t help that most of the straight guys (some with your standard “gay face” even, yes there is a look and I’m not just saying metrosexual) feel as though they’ve been sipping margaritas in Gayville their entire lives. Sure there are a handful who I can picture chasing pussy (one of the black guys is hotter than hot, by the way) but most are gelled up with sport frosted hair and fruity belly rings. But who am I to judge? I must say, though, in His First Sex some of the guys getting fucked up the ass make the kind of faces one makes when, well, it really is your first time getting poked.

Sometimes though, it’s less masturbate-worthy and more like peeking at a car crash. It’s equal parts terrible and spell binding and impossible to look away. There’s one annoying trend in each script (yes, that’s right, I said script). It’s always rather easy to get the “straight” guy to agree to a threesome, there’s no cajoling involved. All is peaches and daises and hard penises until articles of clothing come off. Then, like clockwork, the “straight guy” will say, “I dunno, guys, I dunno” and put some sort of a masculine halt to the whole process. Which, naturally, doesn’t last too long. Proving men really can only think with whichever head has more blood and rush, the straighties are bent over and shrieking in no time. So, if the whole getting the heterosexual to become submissive to the cock is something you often jerk to than you’ll like this a whole lot. If not? Check out the black guys anyway. Shit is hot for days.

Enjoy the site for its good to moderate porn quality but not its plot line.