Guys Get Fucked

Guys Get Fucked can be taken literally and figuratively. As the name plainly suggests; it’s indeed a site of men getting fucked. (By women with strap-ons, no less). In the figurative sense it is men getting fucked. None of them (and I mean none of them), appear to enjoy this particular brand of woman man-handling. Are these men gay? Are they straight? Or maybe .... wide-eyed boys from the Midwest, lured by the bright lights, big city of a sleazy casting director offering them “film work?” It’s anyone’s guess, really.

One particular naughty-employee-getting-chastised-by-the-alpha-female-boss scene had several minutes of dildo in mouth action where the poor man looked absolutely terrified. There he was – naked, flat on his back, a writhing woman with a strap on, dipping in and out of his mouth – with eyes that screamed, “these just might be my last moments on planet earth”. Scared shitless. It was straight out of a torture scene from A Clockwork Orange.

Jittery men aside, I can honestly say that straight guys would probably have more fun with this site then the gays. There were more tits and pussies then I care to ever see again. Some videos in fact are purely heterosexual. Big titied women slop around, take their sweaty shirts off, stick their butts in the camera and moan in that annoying woman porn star way. Meanwhile, some dopey looking guy gets his jollies and cums all over her. My life is enriched.

On the flipside, some videos are neither homosexual nor heterosexual. There’s one particularly creepy doctor’s office skit – where the poor actors really look like they’re reciting their lines in total earnestness – and absolutely nothing sexual takes place. The man takes off his clothes, slips on a backless robe and proceeds to get a medical exam. Is it a bit odd they finger his asshole a touch longer than necessary? Sure. I’ve never had a doctor inspect my balls that closely, but hey, maybe I’m not going to the right office. And then it ends. Big hoorah.

There’s even a smattering of foreign language videos. The first scene I watched was done entirely in Spanish. I concluded that some woman’s husband was being punished by getting a rubber dildo forced down his throat. These women abuse the potential of a dick-shaped sex toy by treating it as a tool for disciplinary measures. Sigh. If nothing else this site is a study in anthropology – it’s a blessing women don’t have penises.