Dean's Boys

Deans Boys simply and sadly a mediocre site … 2 pages of videos? Please. I don’t get it. It doesn’t seem like they’re updating or interested in giving their members a real deal. Everything’s very Amateur. I love Amateur porn; however this stuff isn’t hitting any of the right spots. They’re all hairless twinks, so if you like hairless twink amateurs, then you’d like this website. But there aren’t that many hairless twinks to go around. Nothing is well maintained and the current selection is poor, so I do not like Dean’s Boys. I’m not impressed by a small library of plain porn, glitzed up with a lot of high resolution graphics.

They have a Video section, and a Picture section. Both of these sections are duplicates of each other, one’s pictures of the video. That’s normal, but it would be nice to have some galleries that featured exclusive models. Or something. There are only two pages of videos. There does happen to be a Live Show section, which got me all excited. But, then you read this message

“The live shows section located here is reserved for future use. In the future, I plan on offering some live shows to members. For now, if you are interested in live shows, check out the link below!” The ‘link below’ is to a cam site that’s not included in your membership to Dean’s Boys. So, I ask, why have a Live Show section at all? If you’ve got literally nothing to offer you’re paying customers. The last thing I want my investment to do is guide me to something it could offer, should offer, but doesn’t – at another site that will charge me additional fees. ‘Dean Berkley’, the character who’s composed this site needs to reconsider his approach. If you stroll over to his blog, he hasn’t made an entry since March.

Dean’s Boys is one of those Fierce sites with sexy Bonus Material. Extra sites that are included in your monthly investment at Dean’s Boys. Oh wait. Actually, when I try to click any one of their five bonus site links, I get an error message. Something about a client not being enabled. Wow, that’s sexy. I’m infuriated meandering around this website only to stumble upon dead ends again and again. If I’d slipped one dollar out of my bank account into this fruitless adventure, it would have been a mistake.

I shouldn’t need to explain to you why the reasons I’ve just given are a seriously powerful argument against investing here. So I’m not going to. If you look above and beyond these discrepancies, do as you will. If you love the look of the Dean’s cheap Boys, suck them dry. Take a course or two, but don’t be surprised as Dean Berkley assigns himself a Substitute as his attendance is lacking.

The boys seem to be spiraling in some stagnant dorm room – begging you to leave before you too become another fixture in this dormant collection. Unless you’ve got the extra credits stacked against the cons, save your money. Or if you’ve peeped in and can’t get enough, heed my warnings, but expose what students you may find lurking beneath Dean Berkley’s Desk. Surely it’s your duty to do so now.