Crazy Doctors

At first look, I thought “Brilliant!!!!” Why hasn’t this been done sooner? Hot doctors telling hot guys to “bend over” and “touch your toes”! Yippee. My mind was going a thousand miles an hour; my hands were shaking in anticipation. What cool tools will they use? I wondered. What kind of ailments will they cure? Erectile Dysfunction? Heterosexuality? He He He. I couldn’t wait.So, I clicked on the first video. Hot guy walks into a sterile doctor’s office and takes his clothes off. Ok, I like what I see so far.

We’re cutting right to the chase, perhaps a bit abruptly, but no cheesy dialogue or boring stuff to fast forward through. I can deal, I like. But the video quickly careens, from having potential to making me sleepy. Kind of like a hot guy who starts to tell a story but his voice is so monotonous that you’re sneaking a peak at your watch instead of his package.Such was the case with Crazy Doctors . Video after video of hot to decent looking guys and a masked doctor in a white jacket, giving platonic 15 minute massages. FIFTEEN BLOODY MINUTES. Christ, I could’ve cleaned my apartment and eaten a burrito (diner people). I have better things to do than watch some fully clothed man rub down a guy on his back – and then, if you’re lucky, give him a happy ending.In one video the doctor has a guy on all fours and fingers his asshole while the docs jerking him with plastic gloves. Sounds kinky and hot, in theory, but on screen it comes off as too much of a science experiment to even elicit a partial erection. I don’t even want to mentally relive the scene where the doctor attaches some kind of device to the poor guy’s shlong – almost like he’s studying penis waves for irregularities or something. It’s all a bit disturbing to say the least.The only thing that would save such an ill-fated attempt at porn would be earth-shattering orgasms – but the “patients” hardly even look like they’re enjoying themselves. Many of them, eyes shut with expressionless faces, instead look like scared boys during a particularly odd high school physical – bravely going through the motions so they can get their end of visit lollipop. I wanted to see dominant doctors bolting their office doors and fucking the sick out of hot, horny patients, all while finding creative uses for a stethoscope. Don’t waste your time with Crazy Doctors . The biggest disappointment yet.