Cock Dockers

I’ve heard of cock docking before. It isn’t a completely foreign concept to me but it’s always been safe in the urban legend category. It’s never been something I’ve a) watched or b) experienced. And after this porn site, I’m not sure I would do either. Now, don’t get me wrong. I have no problems with an uncircumcised penis. I’ve had my fair share of boys with foreskin and I don’t dislike it. But it’s never been the focal point of the experience and I’ve certainly never had fantasies of sticking my penis within the foreskin while my uncircumcised partner stays soft. What’s the point? I like hard penises. I like looking at them, I like sucking them and I like them inside me.

That said; there are a couple of red flags that make Cock Dockers un-masturbatory worthy for me. For one- none of the guys are particularly good looking and all seem young and on the flabby side. Nobody in Cock Dockers would make it past the audition phase of the porn I normally jerk too. They range from average to fat to just plain fugly. The only reason, and I mean ONLY reason, I’m sitting here writing about these men and their naked bodies is because they’ve somehow carved a niche among a fetish crowd.

These cockdocking-loving folks are blind to the acne-riddled backs and bulging pot bellies and just want to see men spit into each other’s foreskin so they can adequately lube ‘em up before diving in. The result is a science-y type experiment of shove-in-the-soft-penis (because both parties remain soft for way too long). The two parts aren’t always a perfect fit. If you know what I mean.

It reminds me of that game chubby bunny, where you stuff your face full of peeps until your cheeks turns red and marshmallow oozes out of the side of your mouth. Never thought I’d make an analogy comparing a sexual act with penises to stuffing yourself full of easter candy. But I did. Because penises stop being penises in this porn, it’s almost like watching small, rubbery objects being forced into one another.

Even though most of the guys are fug they’re awfully dramatic and I guess that’s kind of hot. I almost got turned on watching one guy’s face as another separated the skin flaps. Almost.