Chip Carson

Chip Carson reminds me of a Southern boy with his Levi’s on and an open heart. It’s kind of cute watching the pictures of him in “Fun With Dildo.” Watching picture after picture of him lying back on a bed stimulating his inner walls; is enjoyable. And then he opens his mouth, displaying braces. All of a sudden my mind goes back to adolescence and then I’m grossed out. Of course people who are at least 18 and older can get braces but it’s a little hard for me to look at pictures and watch videos of a boy who looks like an innocent 16 year old, acne sporting, kid (with braces no less) and get “off” by it.

To each their own… so if you like the younger white boys then try Chip Carson out. The website features pictures of him in the park, swimming with a friend, and in the shower. Although he’s cute, he doesn’t ooze sex appeal like the boys from “Gossip Girls” or “The Hills.” In fact in the picture set of him and his friend swimming, I pay more attention to his friend than him.

Then there are the awful sets he uses on the second page of his image collections. He’s wearing a typical sombrero in his Mexican pictures, while a piñata sits next to him. The Hollywood set looks like a really bad background used in a high school prom photo. The tuxedo he wears makes him look like a 6-year-old ring bearer at a wedding; you know the one that everyone “Awwws” when he walks down the aisle. Then there is Chip’s angel costume that makes him look like a backup dancer for Will & Grace’s Jack McFarland. I’m not even going to mention the Hawaii set or the cheap looking Indiana Jones one.

As cute as Chip Carson might be, again in that small town Southerner way, he’s not attractive enough to want to look at his photos and watch his videos, he doesn’t have that porn star quality that will keep me going back for hours on end. Pass on the membership (even joining for one dollar) because attractive or not there isn’t even enough material to really be entertained. Most of the content that the website features does nothing to help Chip look attractive. “Fun With Dildo” is a good start but everything else just goes downhill from there (including the two videos on the site).