Bi Witched

As if you wouldn’t guess anyway, Bi Witched , like the popular television series it’s named after, Bewitched, is equal parts Darrin and Samantha. But, sadly, with none of the nifty, nose twitching.

There’s plenty of body movements and twitching of other kinds, don’t get me wrong, but if seeing a pair of bouncing tits makes your stomach turn, then by all means, steer clear---there are mucho vaginas to be viewed. And lots of passing around the erection, men, women, come one, come all.

The site is pretty easy to navigate through. My only real complaint: it takes freakin’ forever to download some of the videos. I’m talking 15 minutes. The good thing though, is that there’s a whole page dedicated to video stills so you can pick and choose wisely. Even gay men have preferences for what they want in the woman they’ll ignore and try not to look at while jerking off to two men butt fucking one another.

The whole male bisexual thing is a tricky concept, rife with murky water and questions wrapped in riddles. It always leaves a slight, bitter taste in my mouth to watch two men suck each other off and then stick it to a woman with equal gusto. Especially with many of these storylines revolving around some fag hag who likes to watch her gay friends screw, asks one (lonely) night if she can get in on the action, and of course, the gays say, “Sure! Hop in the fray fruit fly!”. First of all, this would never happen. Reality isn’t the purpose of porn, you say. And I know. Porn is a fantasy. But really the only way a fantasy is hot, is if it would be hot in reality. So, this will ultimately go down to your own "yay" or "nay" thoughts about seeing pussy in your porn and whether or not you think it would be a good idea to include it in your sexual routine.

There’s an unexpected 3-D Bi fantasy section where you can see animated characters go at it and a BiPersonals tab where, if you’d like a nice mix of cock and vagina you can go and meet kindred spirits and explore together. But as far as the meat of the site goes, it’s alright. Pretty decent, if generic, hot men, but reeks of closet cases. The only people I can see getting into this are the guys with girlfriends who are one step away from frequenting the airport toe tapping bathrooms.