Ass Toyed Shemales

A very smart tranny once described the duality of her fake tits and long, luscious cock as "training wheels" for the socially straight, but closeted gay set. She was, as she put it, the sippy cup for men who currently date women, but would slowly like to inch themselves up to the big boy beer mug of a good homo ass fuck.

If we were to follow along this windy logic, than Ass Toyed Shemales is the Orientation ceremony at the University of Gay Porn --- everyone's enrolled, but classes haven't officially started yet. A truly closeted gay might be able to trick himself into thinking he's jerking it to the Double D cups. In his (cough, cough) defense, at first blush these "ladies" don't look too much different than any meth-faced stripper or Pussycat Doll singer splashed across TV.

Afterall, don't most women in pop culture these days have silicone injected somewhere, hardened square jaws, and too much lip liner? What will NOT be seen on Fox's next American Idol, however, is when a leopard-clad Gabrielle disrobes, reveals an erect penis, and has Angelica shove a red dildo up her ass. Shemales aren't my thing, so there was no safe place to rest my eyes on this site. The model index looks like a Thai whorehouse on acid.

I was reminded of my experimentations with LSD as I looked into the creepy eyes of Jolene, who transformed from a buff, female porn star into a man with a cucumber lodged up his ass in a few, frightening hallucinogenic moments. If nothing else, though I got to give it to this site for creative uses of dildo-shaped objects to stick up orifces. On the downside? I will never look at my recipe for Vegetable Fiesta soup in the same way again. The summer squash, carrots, and cucumbers Rochielle cut up must have been very naughty in a past life. I can only imagine the site of her her no-no hole drenched in butter up close. Bon Appetite!