Am I Straight

Am I Straight ? Is a rhetorical question that doesn’t need to be answered or even asked for that matter. If you have a dick in your ass and a nut sack in your mouth, I’ll put my Vegas bets on NOT STRAIGHT. As Dr. Phil once said, “98% of questions are answers,” but words are words, and we can get lost in their many, many meanings. I know, I know. So I’ll move on.

Am I Straight is a collection of sites dedicated to gay men with a fascination of turning the straight ones to the dick. I’m sure its happened in the sexual history of our universe, I don’t doubt that. A horny straight man with a girlfriend bends over for Queeny McQueen on a dark, scotch-infested evening, sure. Crazier things have happened. But a lot of these sites (College Boy Physicals, Broke Straight Boys, Frat Boys, First Timers) are chock-full of frustrated gay actors wearing tacky straight boy clothes pretending (awkwardly) that their boner just popped up by accident. I’m not convinced any of these guys have ever even touched a vagina, let alone prefer it to a penis.

However, one little tasty morsel of heterosexual fun is Straight Boys Jerk Off. Granted, jerk off porn is a guilty pleasure of mine, but still, if you’re logging onto a site called, “ Am I Straight ” and actually want to see straight men then double-click away on this site, my friend. There are a couple of Shirleys who sneak in – with their baseball hat to the side trying to sound tough and talk straight – but for the most part it’s pure heterosexual man meat. And hot. And many times young. It actually brought me back to my fantasies in Algebra class, in ways many of those creepy Twink videos never did.

On the subject of straight boys, there are a few “bisexual” sites and a bonus “straight” site mixed in with the pure gay ones (who can tire of Maximo Latino and He Likes It Big!). As far as navigating goes, I was impressed with how easy it is to find what you’re looking for and the downloading is comparatively simple, quick and smooth. If you tire of the gay-turned-straight-turned-gay theme (and who could blame you) then I’d try Czech boys for some unbridled Eastern European passion. Although they can be a bit pale, their pointy, scrunched faces automatically transport you to a dusty street in Prague, getting a blowjob in a wet alleyway. You also can’t go wrong with Horny British Boys. Trust me, they’re all hot. Not a ginger or Hugh Grant in the mix. London loves, indeed.