All Australian Boys

I am very pleased to report that I have never drowned in my life, obviously I'm writing this. But if I were going to get into troubled water, I'd like it Australian; so one of these hunks could drag me from the sea, muscled guys in tight Speedos. Actually, I may go there one day and throw myself in; splash around and call for help just to get CPR from a well put together Auzzie. I mean, who wouldn't want to be wrapped in the arms of some straight, wet, young hunk from down under. Well, the good news is that you can get up close and personal with just that kind of guy without putting your life at risk, at All Australian Boys .

Actually, I'm drowning now as I view the site. But in a good way. I'm wading around the sea of content that's well made and plentiful and don't know, who knew making porn choices could be so hard. For a start I just counted 250 sexy, young guys on the model index. So who to pick out as a prime example, the kind of guy you'll see, when you join the site. I'm told that the guys who make up the pages are primarily straight and, if you want to hear a straight Auzzie twink or stud talking; then watch the short interviews that each one gives before his production shoot. It looks like every single model gives you a little chat before you go off and view his more intimate movies so it's a great way, to get to know the chap you're going to stroke to.

Most of these guys, about 60% of them, do more than just a solo jerk off scene. Primarily that seems to be what the site is about: solo work. You have a blonde, smooth talking, slippery, Australian straight guy (in the 18 to 25 age range mainly) sitting on a sofa or chair, slowly getting himself hard and then pulling himself off. It's sometimes too much to bear as the clips run for around three and a half minutes each, sometimes taking up to a full thirty minute session.

Then you have those boys that come back for more. In this case your webmaster, Dave Darkroom, invites them back for some glory hole action. They sometimes take a little persuading but with the help of some lesbian porn to get the straight boys hard they're soon poking their hard cocks through the hole to the delight of the hungry gobbler on the other side. What you have next is a steamy hot straight-getting-sucked episode that makes a nice change from the solo jerk, some of these are even available as full length streams or downloads too, not just as a succession of short clips.

A quick word about the moviemaking. You get to see clips made after the interview, when the guys were having their pictures taken. Here's a line up of slim, smooth chested lifeguard types in their beachwear, stripped to the waist taking direction from the photographer. Your blood pressure goes up a little as you imaging what's inside those shorts. Then you move on to the next clip and there's your boy in a different outfit, jeans undone, revealing a little more. Eventually, hot and sweating now, you move on to the part where he gets his cock out and, at this point, you should be playing along at home.

The soundtracks to all this are natural so you hear the camera clicking and the photographer giving his instructions. The same goes for the glory hole scenes where you can often hear the lesbian hardcore in the background, giving the boys inspiration. It can get a bit annoying and the silent soundtracks are the best, especially when you hear the guys grunting and their foreskins slapping, but at least there's no tacky elevator music to really put you off.

But there's more, so much more. Each of the All Australian Boys gets his own home page that contains his stats and a slideshow (or static pics if you prefer) of somewhere in the region of 400 images. These are good quality, a decent size and thoroughly collectable; there are many studio poses in and out of clothes plus shots taken (I assume) during the solo jack off scenes, though they are not video captures but big, clear, digital images.

The site also features a set of wallpapers for your PC with 14 shots to collect, specifically sized to fit your screen. There's another extra touch with the digital postcard facility, find a pic you like from the selection of 30 and e-mail it with a message to your friends, parents, boss or whoever.

Tip: If you check the individual models' home pages you'll notice links at the top, which will take you to a set of even more galleries, some of which feature two straight guys jacking off together, but not each other.

I told you there was more to this site than just the exclusive videos and images: there's also a large collection of Bonus Content. This is made up of feed sites and other third party content, and covers a wide collection of categories: there are more twinks, ethnic content, muscle men, bears and some fetish material too. It's extra padding for a site that's already well stocked and adds a little extra value for money. Check out the 100 or so erotic stories and there are links to blogs; even more galleries and video content. The only trouble I had with wading around all this content was navigation. I was sometimes a little lost at sea and couldn't find my way home so there's a certain amount of back-button, or backstroke, to it, mainly when you're on the video clips pages. Adding a home link even to the top banner would aid navigation.

You see now why I felt like I was drowning in content when I first approached the site? There really is a huge collection of goodies, to keep you swimming along happily for a long time.

Though the best thing about All Australian Boys has to be the boys themselves, they're straight up, straightforward, straight guys enjoying their dicks and, from time to time, enjoying having them sucked in the glory hole. There's a good reality feel during the interview process and the performances are natural, you realize that these are just ordinary guys after a bit of cash, for doing what you'll be doing when you join the site, whacking off.